Why my house is never clean,

Jack was very busy today dumping the entire contents of the 2000 count Qtip bag out onto the my bathroom floor and eating purple Sharpies.  I was very busy calling Poison Control and trying to explain to strangers that the purple “bruises” on his face were really not what they looked like.

Party, Toddler Style!

Jack’s little buddy, Lorenzo, had a party this weekend. It was his second birthday party. Jack could not have had a better time. He stole juice boxes, cake, and ice cream off of other kids, bounced his little butt off in the bouncy house, and played with the new birthday toys [...]